Ok, here is the setup.
1 black British guy, 1 Pakistani, 1 Welshman, 1 South African girl, and another mixed selection.
We were all sitting around as it was getting quiet, talking about Racist Train Lady... then we start hearing the Black British guy go to the Pakistani guy in mock racist voice...
"Get back to your own fucking country"
"What do you mean, I have a British passport"
(giggles are heard)
"Well, you also have an Orange passport, so that means you ain't no British person, so go back to your own country. You know what, at the Christmas party, I am going to start busking, chanting, Send ******** home."
Me: Hmmm if you sing it like, really well and all, you could pass it off
"Yeah, then I can start singing, Hey let's send his family home"
"Hey, there are more of my family hiding in the airport.."
Then he turns on the Welsh guy...
"Hey, you're not real British either""
"Yes I am, I'm half welsh, and quarter Irish/Scottish"
Me: You know, there hasn't been a true Brit since the Roman occupation, so.. hell, him being half welsh, shit that means he probably has more real british in him than the rest of us!
"Oh, hell he is a blueblood!"
This went on for another 30 minutes...
Yup, would not have had conversations like this at Convergys or Atco!!!
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