Women are... evil and awesome!

You know, I absolutely do my best to try and not to fall for women too quickly. The thing is, when I am attracted to someone, it is generally because I can read people relatively accurately and get a good sense of what they are like.

Well, there is this one lady at the gym, around 26 or so if I recall right. I will call her Medicine Ball. Now, she is a sweet lass, Indian, a lot of features I like, you know, eyes that are gorgeous to look at, sarcastic bitchy sense of humour, gives as good as she takes banter wise, you know, my ideal woman lol.

A few weeks ago, Medicine Ball and I were chatting, and I had asked her what she was trying to work on. Well, it is Indian Wedding season apparently, most of us call it summer. Anyways, like most pretty young women, abs, bum and arms were on the need to work out. Well, we were doing some situp/twists/medicine ball routines. We had pretty much hit it off personality wise really fast. I was giving her a good workout, and had said something pretty smartypants wise, and well, next thing I know, I get smacked on the chin with a medicine ball. Cricket Rule #1 was broken that day: Never take your eye off the ball... NEVER. Well, Indian girls have gorgeous eyes, and I was having a bit of a swim in them.

Next thing, I feel like I had been hit on the chin in an attempted knockout. I now know that I have a resistance rating of 3kgs from a medicine ball. I also know that the muscles around my chin will twitch for about two weeks afterwards.

Fast forward to today. I was happy that I got to see her in the gym. She asked if I were feeling better after my cold yesterday, and we started discussing books etc. Then it got onto the subject of Indian wedding time. I asked her if she wanted me to give her another good ab workout. First thing out of her mouth was: Would you like me to even up your chin with a medicine ball on the other side? Girls make it so hard for guys not to fall in love with them when we get told things like this :-)